
(Photo by surgery via flickr. Note how Greg Gillis’s laptop is wrapped in saran-wrap)
The Girl Talk show last night at The Palladium was absolutely insane. Once the music started up, it became exactly what it was destined to be, a crazy, frenetic, non-stop dance party, with bump and grind, fist pumping, and just a little bit of metal. People were going absolutely nuts! There were shedding clothes and making out, just dancing like animals. Finally, finally, a show in LA where people actually move and appear to be having a good time. The one exception to this, was a tall guy standing directly in front of us. Despite the absolute chaos all around him, he didn’t even so much as tremble an ass muscle nor give a cursory head-bob. He was an immovable totem in a sea of wild-ass party. Will called him “Igor”, as he was very tall and dressed in black, but I kept imagining him as one of those stone statues from easter island. I danced around him like a maypole, throwing my hands around him as if through my energy I could summon him to motion. No such luck, he remained completely inanimate.
The show was loud, moist, and hot. There were numerous guys in tank tops and cut-off shorts. I first assumed that they were simply annoying hipsters, but later I realized that they were prepared where I was not. You don’t hike in jeans, nor do you wear them to a girl talk concert. Lesson learned – I lost my shirt at some point. When it was all over and the lights lifted, I found myself surrounded on all sides by hipsters and clubber kids, drenched in sweat and confetti. Everyone look like they just had their mind blown and as they streamed out in the cool air, people were still dancing. Now that’s a damn good show.